7 rooms, 7 completely different evenings.

A domed ceiling of stars with a blue neon line running around it, planets glowing on the wall, a hanging egg chair in the corner and a neon sign that reads “space is inside us”. The seating is a long low bench of cushions along one wall, and the projection fills the opposite one. Cool, quiet and slightly unreal.

A cobbled alley in a hill town runs across the projection wall, with real ivy and a chandelier hanging over a deep terracotta sofa. Dark green walls, a heavy curtain over a lit window, candles on every surface and the Secret sign in neon script above the seating. The warmest room at this address.

Marble diamond floor, pink columns, arched doorways, a ceiling packed with mirror balls and a lightning bolt in neon on the far wall. Velvet booths, bean bags, a round table in the middle. It photographs absurdly well, which is most of the point, and it is the room hen parties ask for by name.

A black-and-white skyline the size of the wall, a star ceiling above it, a silver rain curtain in the corner and chess pieces the height of a bottle standing on the ledge. Brown recliner sofa, black velvet armchair, candles everywhere. The most cinematic room we have.

Navy vaulted ceiling with slatted white beams, shuttered walls, a fireplace, a moss sign spelling out Secret, and Santorini on the screen. A deep blue velvet sofa curves around a white table. Bright enough to work at five in the afternoon, soft enough at midnight.

Deep green walls, a zebra-print panel, brass pendant lamps and a rainforest across the projection wall with a white tiger on a rock in the middle of it. Long green sofa, mustard bean bags, a bar counter with stools along the side. Neon script reads Jungle above the greenery.

Concrete and brass, a chandelier of hanging crystal over a Chesterfield sofa, backlit windows that change colour, a long dining table with candlesticks and a gold bar with stools. The largest and most grown-up room here — this is where the company dinners and the milestone birthdays go.